Slaughterhouse 5+1

It has been some time since I came by this paddock to watch the grass grow.
I am moved to wander around this farmlet, counting cows and staring across the green expanse because yesterday I took a call from Major Magoo (MM).
MM's call was brief and to the point.

"Coach has been charged with harassment and will be shot on sight if he comes anywhere near TEAM SAG for a period of 6 months. Basically my little calf- it's all over red rover for the coach."

Vindication is a dish best served tepid.

Nasty, niminy- piminy little note

TEAMSAG is disappearing

BRAINS&KEVLAR®

This lateral move is fabulous.
I have been plonked smack bang into the most left-wing part of the APS.
With the IR reforms looming this will be an interesting journey...

Goodbye, good luck and thanks for all the fish...er hay!

As is the way in the Australian Public Service with best in show bovines such as myself, I have been 'laterally' moved.

MOO-ves are afoot...

All throughout TEAM SAG staff are resigning and having calves just to get away I am told. There have never been more vacancies that they can't fill in the APS...ever!

Head Coach, LLL and coach stay where they are, doing exactly what they do best - abuse, deny and bully.
MOO-ve them and you will get/keep your staff.

Cow Manure. $1 a bag. Plenty available

Today I found out that every staff member at TEAM SAG has called the Union.